Deathstalker (1983)

Directed by John Watson. Starring Rick Hill, Bernard Erhard, Richard Brooker, Barbi Benton, Augusto Larreta, Lana Clarkson, Victor Bo, Verónica Llinás. [R]

Hill stalks death (or something like that) as an insouciant anti-hero in this interminable slog through sword and sorcery tropes. Quite unpleasant to watch, too, with its eyesore photography and incessant objectification of and violence toward women. That this amateurish mishmash inspired three sequels is even more incomprehensible than the garbled scripting and choppy editing. Just don’t bother.

6/100